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I honestly wish you had parked the car in the terminal garage and fucked me in the backseat but I guess I should be more forward
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My nipple ring got caught on the rug again. Tequila makes me unlearn these things
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We tried to line dance with everyone but it turned into drunken stumbling and attempting to grind on random frat boys. I feel that this might turn into an every Thursday thing.
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i’m about to rub a glazed donut on my face just so it feels like you’re here
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I was so high last night that i’m 89% sure my roommates set up an obstacle course for me and timed it. Not positive.. I think one of the challenges was pairing shoes
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he was cradling you in his arms feeding you rum straight from the bottle and you kept sucking his fingers.
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We’re attempting to get a tally of how may people puked last night…Please respond with your vomit status.
you do realize that we pretended we were worms for like 10 minutes and inched around on the ground, don’t you?
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I answered the door to some Jehovah Witnesses hungover and wearing nothing but a white tshirt. I think they made it the church goal to reform me, we’ve gotten four pamphlets. My mom’s going to make me convert if they keep coming.
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In fact, not a good idea to go into any house alone after a man invites you in from his balcony.
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